We Don’t Need Microsoft Office for the iPad is a post by Warner Crocker from Gotta Be Mobile.
The
more things change, the more they remain the same. Being on a small
odyssey I’ve been disconnected from things the last week or so. Turns
out there really wasn’t much news of consequence in the mobile world
during that period. As a matter of fact, it turns out that some are sort
of stuck on a topic that deserves to just fade away. That topic?
Microsoft Office on the iPad. We’ve seen Microsoft prognosticator
extraordinaire Mary Jo Foley say Microsoft Office for the iPad is alive
and coming sooner than we might think. We’ve also heard that Microsoft
may be revisiting whether or not it should appear on other Tablets.
Apparently Microsoft wants to be thoughtful about this.

I
don’t think much thought is required. In my view the entire topic
deserves to die. We just don’t need a Microsoft Office version for the
iPad, for Android, or for any Tablet outside of those that run
Microsoft’s operating system. It is just not necessary. Don’t get me
wrong. I’m sure some still think having Microsoft Office on an iPad will
be the bee’s knees. But like that outdated cliché, Microsoft Office on
an iPad is yesterday’s news. And if you’re waiting for it to make your
iPad experience complete, I hope someday you can find real meaning in
your life.
Let’s look at this from a couple of perspectives.
First, there are plenty of Microsoft Office alternatives that exist for
the iPad. Goodness gracious, most even go out of their way to offer
compatibility with the ubiquitous Microsoft Office formatting! If you’re
really intent on document creation on an iPad the only thing holding
you back is your fear of typing without Microsoft Office. I won’t bother
to list the Microsoft Office alternatives here, because even that’s old
news. Do a search. Heck, even a Bing search turns up plenty of lists
with those alternatives.
And let’s be real here. Why do you want
Microsoft Office on an iPad? So you can work at home on your own time
when you could be doing other things in your life? I know, we’re mobile.
We need to be able to work anywhere and anytime. Hang that up, or hang
up the job that demands that of you. And what about at your office? Why
use Microsoft Office on an iPad, (that may well be yours and not your
company’s), when you can use the company computers? Do you really think
some corporation is going to outfit employees with iPads with Microsoft
Office installed the way they do real computers? Not likely.
And
let’s talk about the iPad UX and Office for a second. The iPad is a one
window device. If you’re working on one document I’m sure it will do
just fine. (All those alternatives do.) But if you’re looking at working
between several Office products I’m sure that one window approach will
drive you a bit batty before you get that document created. Using an
iPad for simple document creation and editing is easy enough. I’ve done
it many times using several alternatives. But for heavy duty work it
would be akin to the difference between living in a fully furnished home
and camping. Sure you can cook, eat, sleep, relieve yourself, etc… in
both circumstances. But I think when we go camping we choose to do so to
test our capabilities outside of the conveniences that make the
necessities of life, well, you know efficient and easier. There may be
some primal instinct that drives us to prove that we can rub two sticks
together to start a fire, or squat in the bushes to take a dump. But
stall surfing just isn’t the same in the wild.
And then there’s
this puzzler about Microsoft. Back in the dark ages when Bill Gates was
still CEO he couldn’t convince the Office folk to create a touch
friendly version. Steve Ballmer couldn’t either. So, somehow folks are
thinking the new guy will be able to reverse that trend? Perhaps. But I
don’t see it.
I’d even argue that Microsoft should keep Office
all to themselves and only make it available for systems that run
Windows. To sell Windows based hardware they need some sort of
differentiator beyond pretty Tiles. You know the ones that they are now
going to let business users hide if they don’t like them. Hmm? And for
all of those who insist that every new product by every company must
kill or replace something else, at least we’d have some real competition
to talk about.
Microsoft may indeed create an Office product for
the iPad, and it probably should follow the Office 365 model. Office
365 seems to be doing well. But then, Microsoft couldn’t come up with a
version of that for its own Tablets that were launched over a year ago.
And they certainly had enough lead time to do so, had they wanted to.
Does
Apple need Microsoft to create Office for the iPad? Yeah, those sales
of iPads have done so poorly without it, haven’t they. The iPad is doing
just fine without Microsoft Office and will continue to do so. Even if
Apple comes out with a rumored iPad Pro, it won’t need Microsoft Office.
We’re talking a different breed of Pros here. You’ve seen the
commercials. Anybody getting misty-eyed and all emotional over someone
creating a table and exporting some data from Excel into Microsoft Word?
Didn’t think so.
For those who think that the love affair with
Tablets is over and that Tablets are just lying around and not being
used, I don’t think those users are saying to themselves “Gee, if only I
had Microsoft Office for the iPad I’d use my iPad more.” Not said by
anyone. Ever.
Look, if and when Microsoft decides to market a
version of Office for the iPad, it will sell lots of copies. I’m sure
I’ll buy one of those myself. But like many Apps I will guarantee you
that it will sit on many iPads and never be opened with any regularity.
Two years ago, even one year ago, that may have been different. But that
day has passed and if there was a need for it that need has passed too.
For
an industry that thrives and celebrates innovation, I’m amazed at how
we’re tied to past ways of doing things. It’s not like there is any
romantic or emotional tie to a word processor. Netbooks blew apart the
myth that all computers needed to be heavy duty work machines for
everybody. Tablets continue that trend. I don’t want to criticize anyone
who still needs to be chained to the drudgery of Office type work. But
ask those poor souls if they’d give that up if it didn’t mean a
paycheck. I’m guessing you’d hear more yeas than nays.
Microsoft’s
Office suite of Apps is not just a standard, it is actually very good,
if bloated, software. The folks wishing and waiting for it to appear in a
version for the iPad are like a dog that chases cars. What is the dog
going to do with the car if he actually catches the damn thing?